Pricing

One free song. Then 3 ads for $97.

No subscription, no call, nothing to film. You give us your store link and your email.

Your song

Free

  • Your chorus, written on the spot from your store
  • The full song, cut into an ad with your own footage, within 24 hours
  • One per store. No card, no call

Hear it before you pay anything. We finish 2 songs a day, because a person watches each one.

Write my song

3 song ads

$97paid once

Or $49 if we can show your ads here as examples of our work. Open to our first 20 brands: 20 of 20 spots left.

  • 3 finished vertical ads for Reels, TikTok and Stories, each opening a different way
  • A song version and a silent version of each, with captions
  • Made from your footage, photos, reviews and offer
  • One round of changes. Ready within 3 days of paying
  • Full refund within 7 days if you don’t like them
Order 3 ads

Want new ads every month? Ask us after your first 3.

Order 3 song ads.

Your ads arrive within 3 days of paying. Full refund within 7 days if you don’t like them. Paid through Stripe, sold by Nullware LLC. By paying you agree to the terms. Refunds, privacy, help.

Questions founders ask

Do I need to send anything?

No. We use your own footage, photos, reviews and offer, taken from your site and the ads you already run. If there isn’t enough there to make 3 good ads, we tell you and refund the full price.

What if my product isn’t funny?

Most aren’t. Lint rollers, lip balm, oat cream. The song is about what your customers already say, so it doesn’t need a funny product.

Can I see ads you’ve made for real brands?

We only show a brand’s ads with its OK. Founding brands pay $49 and let us show theirs, and they go up on our home page. Until the first one does, the songs there are for brands we made up.

Do I have to use the song?

No. Every ad also comes silent with captions, and you pick which ones to run.

I sell lots of products. Which one do you use?

Name it in the note. If you don’t, we use the one your own ads push most.

Do you need access to my ad account?

No. No logins, no passwords, and no access to your store or your ad account.

Why only 10 orders a week?

A person checks every order by hand before it reaches you.

Who is behind this?

Cracked is run by Nullware LLC. Questions before you order: hello@trycracked.app.