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Hear your ad free. The full ad is $29.

We write your ad as a song that sells your product, from what your customers love about it, cut from your own product shots. The first 15 seconds are free.

First 15 seconds free. No card. The full ad is $29 if you want it.

4 song ads, $97

$29 for the full ad, then 3 more for $68. The first 15 seconds are free.

  1. The first 15 seconds of your song ad

    Free

    About your product, from what your customers love about it, cut from your own product shots. One per store. No card.

  2. The full ad

    $29

    Every size Meta asks for, 3 openings, captions, the same ad without singing, and the song itself. You buy it on your song page, right under the 15 seconds you heard.

  3. 3 more, from different reviews

    $68

    One tap after the full ad, on the same card. Charged only when all 3 arrive. In 3 days, or they’re free.

Don’t love it? One free redo. Still no? Your money back. Just reply to your receipt.

Questions founders ask

Do I need to send anything?

No. Paste your store link. We read your product page and reviews, and cut the ad from the photos and videos on your product page.

Why is the first part free?

So you hear your own ad before you pay anything. The first 15 seconds are the real ad, and the full ad is $29 if you want it.

When is the $68 charged?

Only when all 3 more songs have arrived, on the card you used for the full ad. If they aren’t all there within 3 days of your tap, they’re free and nothing is charged.

What if I don’t love it?

Don’t love it? One free redo. Still no? Your money back. Just reply to your receipt. Or write to hello@cracked.app.

What if my product isn’t funny?

Most aren’t. Lint rollers, lip balm, oat cream. The song is about what your customers already say, so it doesn’t need a funny product.

Do I have to use the song?

No. The full ad also comes without singing, with captions, and you pick what runs.

Can I run it as a paid ad?

Yes. It’s yours to run on any platform, with no fees.

Got a song from us as a gift? Why are your 3 more $97?

Started here? The full ad is $29, then 3 more are $68. Got your first song ad from us as a gift? It’s free, and your 3 more are $97. Either way it’s 4 song ads for $97.

Is there a monthly plan?

Once your 3 more arrive, we can keep going: a new song every 2 weeks, agreed by email before anything is charged.

Do you need access to my ad account?

No. No logins, no passwords, and no access to your store or your ad account to make your ads. Only the monthly plan, if you pick it later, asks for read-only access to see how they run, and you can say no.

Who is behind this?

Cracked is run by Nullware LLC. Questions: hello@cracked.app, or @cracked.ads on Instagram.